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Name: Erik
Gender: Male
Interests: Cats, writing, country music, the ladyfolk, reading, pranks, linguistics, copyediting, chess, British culture, sleep, baseball, photography, and disorder.
Expertise: Very little.
Occupation: Student by day, writer/editor
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AIM:  ericlenonmur
Member Since:
2/6/2007
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| Benji Madden, Paris Hilton's lover, is planning to have Hilton's likeness etched into his torso, but reportedly, he won't allow her to return the favour. In fact, he will not allow her to get a tattoo at all. Says Hilton, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."
Hang on... blonde hair, blue eyes, of distant German descent. Arya thinking what I'm thinking?
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| In entertainment and political news - that's right, POLITAINMENT NEWS, kiddies! - Shakira, famed Latina pop singer, came to Capitol Hill the other day, asking the Congressfolk to support a bill that "would have the U.S. provide $10 billion over five years for global education." She spoke, "I grew up in the developing world, and I grew up
seeing with my own eyes that children beg for an education, and I met
thousands of parents who were desparate to provide an education to
their kids without being able to."
Before testifying on the bill's behalf, her hips swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
I'll be here all week, guys.
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| In the spirit of Big Nate, I've decided to give a bit of culinary advice for anybody who wants it.
Three reasons you should NEVER, EVER eat at Wing Stop:
1) Food: It's disgusting. The sauce on the wings is nauseating, and that's before you even taste it - it only goes downhill from there. You might as well forego the fries ("chips") and consume an entire shaker of salt for a healthy alternative. The only food that doesn't make you want to surgically remove your stomach and intestines with a can opener and a dull pencil is the coleslaw. The COLESLAW.
2) Supplies: They don't have any. The cup lids don't fit onto the cups, and the napkins are those rough brown paper towels one would usually find in a school bathroom. It's like wiping your face with a goddamn tennis racket.
3) Service: Imagine an entire restaurant full of shoeless, shirtless, people. The lady who took our order didn't know what was on the menu, or for that matter how much it cost. Oh, and she couldn't spell. Troy Aikman is clearly still suffering from his multiple head injuries.
I'll end it there. Always safe with a Troy Aikman joke.
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| eriktheuncool: what's the derivative of a logarithmic function? SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it... eriktheuncool: then why for goodness' sake are you called smarterchild?! SmarterChild: Why are you acting so uncool to me?
I love computers.
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| If you talk to your counselor to get your schedule changed, whom do you talk to to get your counselor changed? (Besides God, that is.)
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